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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
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Inspiration.
If you have perspiration, you have inspiration. Hahaha does that make sense? i just made that. HAHAHAHA
TABI TAYO?
and because I found her.
Twin :)
Tanda mo pa yung unang bonding nateng dalawa? sa sahig ng event center ng Pavillion. Sigaw ka lang ng sigaw non. “Kaibigan ko yan!!” tapos ako tawa lang ng tawa sayo. Sabi ko nun sa sarili ko, “mukhang matagal tagal pa kaming magsasama neto.” :))
Madaming nagsasabi na kinaybigan lang kita dahil kay Khen. Wag kang maniwala don :) Hindi ko nga alam noon na ikaw yung pinaka-close kay khen e.Tsaka kung sila yung nasa posisyon ko, kung nakilala din nila yung ugali mo, baka kaibigan mo na din sila. Siguro, OO nakilala kita dahil kay Khen, pero naging kaibigan kita dahil IKAW si Precious.
Ikaw si Precious Cabahug na kulot. sunog. maingay. wa-poise. matakaw sa saging. Si Precious na kadamay ko pag napapagalitan tayo ni Khen, kadamay ko pag nag iintay ng matagal dahil ang bagal ng mga kaibigan natin, kasama ko sa pag set ng mga kung ano anong kalokohan, taga-sermon pag naka-short lang ako, o pag gabi na ko umuuwi. Pero sa lahat ng katangian mo, hindi mawawala yung “Si Precious na masayahin, pala-TAWA, Joke ng joke.” :))
Pansin mo, hindi pa tayo nag aaway? yung SERYOSONG AWAY talaga. Alam mo kung bakit? wala naman kasi tayong pag aawayan e. Yung ibang mga babae dyan, nag aaway dahil sa LALAKI. sa crush. sa boyfriend. E tayo? hahahaha kuntento na tayo kay Kamahalan ko at kay Lake mo. (iisang tao lang po yan) Kuntento na tayo sa kaibigan nating si Khen. Para ka na ring may boyfriend pag kaibigan mo yan, ARAW ARAW DATE. hanggang magdamag MAGKASAMA. Papagalitan ka pag may nagawa kang MALI. Diba? kaya hindi tayo nag aaway sa ganung matter.
What’s mine is yours too. Im willing to share everything with you :) Days. Hours. Minutes. Seconds. Wala akong gustong ipagdamot sayo.
isa pang reason kung bakit hindi tayo nag-aaway. its because we don’t take things seriously. Laging lokohan, biruan. Nagseseryoso din naman tayo pag usapang kaibigan na. Yung pag may umaaway sa kaibigan natin, pinagpa-planuhan natin. Yung mga haters ni Khen, gagawin nating HUMAN CENTIPEDE. HAHAHAHAHA jk.
Sorry kung may nagawa akong mali sayo. (kung meron) hahaha. Sorry kung minsan pasaway ako, makulit, hard headed at madrama. :)
Thank you twin sa lahat lahat. Sa pagdamay mo sakin nung mga panahong napaka-iyakin ko. ALAM mo na yon! Yung mag advice sakin about sa kung ano anong bagay. Sa pagtulong saking mag-adjust sa mga bagay na hindi pa ko sanay, or pag nahihiya pa ko.
You dont have any idea kung pano mo ko napasaya. YOU, being part of my life, is already a blessing. my longing for a TRUE FRIEND, ended when you enter my life. Noon, lagi akong inaaway ng mga tinuturing kong kaibigan, lagi akong umiiyak dahil sa kanila, pero nung nakilala kita, kayo, ni-minsan hindi nyo man lang ako pinaiyak. (MERON PALA! yung niloko nyo ko ni Khen na kunyare nagalit si Khen sakin sa phone. HAHAHA) pero seryoso, hindi pa tayo nag aaway away tatlo. at hindi ko naman hinihiling. Masaya ko dahil hindi kayo nawawala sakin. May iilang tao na tayong naka-sama o naging kagrupo natin nila khen, pero hindi na sila nagpaparamdam ngayon :(
Twin, para sakin, ikaw ang bestfriend. at kayo ni Khen ang definition ng TRUE FRIEND.
Kung may makilla ka man na higit sakin, wag mo kong ipagpapalit ha? kasi ako kung madami man akong makilalang higit sayo, IKAW pa rin yung twin ko. Ikaw pa din yung nag-iisang Precious Cabahug na tinuturing kong kapatid. Sana wag mo kong kakalimutan, kahit magkalayo man tayo. HAHAHA shet. nakakaiyak. pero wag talaga. Nandun kayo ni Khen nung grumaduate ako ng highschool, Gusto ko hanggang pag graduate ko ng college nandun pa rin kayo. i-ch-cheer nyo ko kahit may mga trabaho na kayo non, umabsent kayo! :))
And because I found you, my life wouldn’t be the same. :)
Pagnalulungkot ka, o pag namimiss mo ko, basahin mo lang ulit to. Gusto ko i-pa-print mo to, tapos ipa-laminate mo na rin.
Isipin mo lang na lagi kang may kakampi, lagi kang may bantay. Andito lang ako Twin :) Andito lang si Patricia Franchette Gaerlan :) xx
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